RECIPE: Blend a medium-sized garlic kosher pickle.

Add the juice and zest of one lemon and a dozen raisins and blend.

Add cracked ice and three ounces of white wine, and stir.

Pour into a chilled parfait flute, garnish with a martini olive

and then pour the whole mess down the sink.

You weren't actually going to drink that mess, were you?

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